What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.