Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call tension in the percussion section?

Druma