Drum Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

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