Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception