Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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A nun with a spear through her head.

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You know you need a psychiatrist!

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You don't want to look down.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit