Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit