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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

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What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?

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