How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.