Psychopath Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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Nahhhh

What should I say?

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What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!