Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down