How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!