Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

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Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Let us prey.'

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Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

What did the samurai do...?

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