Forrest Gump Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Samurai Jokes More Samurai Jokes

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

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