Forrest Gump Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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Let us prey.'

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What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

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An incurable romantic.

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

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Penne.

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Because he was a sensei.

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Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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