What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions