How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

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Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?