How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.