Wanna go swimming?
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
When he's a miner.
Kim Jong-Deux.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Hey, wanna get blazed?
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Lets go play on our bikes.
Concentration camp.