How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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Dam.

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They go swimming in Laotian

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

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I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?