How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.