How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.