How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving