19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
She takes contraceptives.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
19 Kids and Counting
There's 19 of them