Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!