Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!