Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.