What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !