What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.