Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
Your mom.
Your mom
Because she married Mr. Softy!
Go on a bunnymoon
Salmon Manilla
He just wasn't her type.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
To the sturgeon
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Because all the politicians are in hell.
How can you take something out you've never put in
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Because he found his honey.
They cell it.
