Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Marry her.
They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
A radish
A-fish-in-sea.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
cos' sin tans
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Put it in his honey.
