What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.