What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.