What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Previous Random Joke Next
Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Chinese Guy Jokes More Chinese Guy Jokes

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey