What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey