What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli