What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer