Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.