Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.