Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.