What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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He died at such a Jung age.

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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Because they got no organs.

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.