What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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Burgertory

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Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Tulips on your organ.

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Deader.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."