Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.