Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.