Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

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How did the feminist die?

Alone

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense