What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!