What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

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What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.