What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.