What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum