What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...