What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.