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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese