AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
They all left.
He only got nailed once
A seahorse !
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
I know where we're going.
They use quack!
Hallooooo me!
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
He forgot his Loggins
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Anticlimactic
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters