E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Because it wanted autumnomy
Because he wants tequila. Literally.
Freedom of speech
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
He just started fiddling with it.
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
