What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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