It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
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A dire rhetoric.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He took one too many whisks.
Speech impaired.
With your figure of speech
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
It didn't matter, they were all ears
He said "uhh" way too much.
Freedom of speech
removed
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Because every time they do all they do is crap
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me
cos sin
They're afraid of sin
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
A: They want to make ends meet.
It deep ends.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
WATAAA
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
