Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..