How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.