What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.