What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn