Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.