Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.