Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.