What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.