What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"