How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.