Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes