Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift