Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes