What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.