Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.