Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.