Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.