Barn Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.