Barn Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.