What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !