What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.