Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.