How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.