How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.