How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."