Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon